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[veggie_wolf]

Yeah, I don't believe Mr. Lordy Face for a second. This is all the stupid Core's fault. I really don't get why they sent me here though. Is this what happens when you are rehabilitated? Is this punishment? I was just trying to have a simple sleepover and then I get uprooted and...

[Her grumbling, which sounds like a displeased puppy, trails off and there is a small pause. The faint sound of sniffing can be heard in the background.]

It smells weird here too. Couldn't they have at least stuck me in a place that doesn't smell funky?

And what about Nigel! Who's going to feed him! Great job Core! You're a bunch of bunny killers. I hope you are happy with yourselves.

[There is more grumbling that turns into a growl before the audio ends.]

Comments

[veggie_wolf]

[In response to this]

I wonder if all goverments of the different worlds just have silly names. Maybe it is a rule or something.

Yeah, I've heard about some of the stuff he's done. Seems like he amuses himself by doing cruel things to people.

[needsnobottle]

Maybe. Maybe having a cool name would give you an unfair advantage. Because who is really going to be dumb enough to wage war or protest against, like, the Terminator Party?

That's my guess, anyway. Dude certainly has some issues he should work out. We should get him a counselor.

[veggie_wolf]

That must be it. You go for a name like the Terminator Party and no one has a fighting chance.

We should! I don't think anyone is going to jump at that opportunity though.

[needsnobottle]

Except maybe the Conner Confederacy.

Frankly I'd be more concerned about the person that did jump at the chance. Make me think we might have a situation of the toddler babysitting the infant.

[veggie_wolf]

Some alliteration going on there. I like it, very fancy.

Maybe if someone jumped at the chance, they'd have a sneaky, secret ploy.

[needsnobottle]

Adds a bit of class to the title, if you ask me. Nothing like alliteration to really punch something up.

And we all know how well those sneaky plots usually go.

[veggie_wolf]

It definitely adds class! Whenever I see some alliteration it makes me look twice.

Oh yeah, everything would end in chaos. Lordy Face would probably end up with even more issues, and everything would be worse for us.

[needsnobottle]

[Tammy chuckles.]

You catch on quick. That'll help around here.

Maybe someone should tell Lord D-bag that adding some alliteration might help make this place more appealing. Though that might be a stretch.

[veggie_wolf]

It could be worth a shot! Somehow I don't think he appreciates the finer things in life like alliteration, though.

[needsnobottle]

Yeah, he's a pretty bare-bones kind of guy, at least when it comes to his kidnappees. Still, it's a pretty cheap way to gain some points in his favor. we should bring it up at the next town hall meeting.

[veggie_wolf]

Yeah, who knows, maybe with his chums he talks about alliteration all the time. We should, I'd like to gain some points! Maybe I can get some more pillows out of it.

[needsnobottle]

Man, pillows and an extra blanket would be boss. And maybe a carpet, these floors are cold.

[veggie_wolf]

If we play our cards right, maybe we can get all three! I'm not sure how his point system works, though.

[needsnobottle]

Search me. I have no idea. Maybe someone around here knows, though. Like one of his employees.

[veggie_wolf]

There are employees here? People actually willingly work for Lordy Face?

[needsnobottle]

Yep. And some of them even seem like loyal servants. Like they haven't been dragged her kicking and screaming or blackmailed into service or whatever.

[veggie_wolf]

Maybe they've been brainwashed? Or they just know something that we don't.

[needsnobottle]

One or the other. I wouldn't discount the brainwashing.